SECRET REVEALED: Why This Man is Successful and You’re NOT

The secret has been revealed! Research suggests that this man is successful due to his lack of not having a mustache or a mullet. Yes, you read that correctly. In fact, it’s so important we’re going to restate it in a way that isn’t super confusing. This man (see below) is successful because he has BOTH a mullet and a mustache. It’s that simple. May the hair growing force be with you. Massey out.

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