When counting sheep just won’t do the trick, it’s time to turn to the Night Watchman. As the late-night moderator of News4Mass, the Night Watchman leaves you with a morsel of thought-provoking insight that you can consider as you venture into dreamland.
Why is there no adult Chuck E. Cheese? As child this was the GREATEST restaurant of all-time, but after you pass that magic age limit you’re no longer allowed to enjoy the many games, the ball pit, and learning your will never have enough tickets. These places should be for all ages, not just restricted to the young ones. In the age of total equality it’s time to make the world truly equal. Create an adult Chuck E. Cheese.
Now sleep tight, sweet dreams, and don’t let the Night Watchman catch you out too late.