Welcome to News4Mass! We’re here because your life is boring. News4Mass is not. Now that you’re reading this it is time to make the change, and we’re here to help. This website if full of humorous content and creative writing that will leave you laughing and wanting more. This site features satirical news writing and other basic observations about the sadly humorous state of the human condition. In brief, to save you from having to read pages upon pages of scientific information and other facts we actually don’t understand, the News4Mass team is on a crusade to end your boring life!
Now read, laugh, and enjoy yourself! (Or be merry, or have a good time; we just hope this site makes you smile!)